Kissing 101: 8 Things She Doesn't Want You To Eat Before You Kiss

Sheefa Gilani , 20 Nov 2014
Rihanna Kiss (Source | gify.com)
Rihanna Kiss (Source | gify.com)

Boys, whether you like it or not, your girl kisses and tells and sometimes, it isn’t good! Whether it’s your first time or the hundredth, mint/mouthwash and everything that smells and tastes great while kissing was created for a reason. Your girl might never tell you this (I do hope she does), but consider this as an act of generosity as I tell you the eight things you should NEVER consume before you kiss her.

Attention! These items could actually gross the person out.

1. Garlic/Onions

Even Jennifer Lawrence disagress (Source | gify.com)
Even Jennifer Lawrence disagrees (Source | gify.com)

Uh, Oh! You just ate what!? Please leave! GO!

2. Eggs

Kristen Stewart (Source | gify.com)
Kristen Stewart (Source | gify.com)

Did you not know eggs are nature’s stink bombs? – Just one whiff is enough to send most people running!

3. Excess Alcohol

Beyoncé (Source | gify.com)
Beyoncé (Source | gify.com)

Being drunk in love is great! But no girl wants you burping inside her mouth after overdosing on beer. This is a complete no-no!

4. Garam Masala

Emma Stone (Source | gify.com)
Emma Stone (Source | gify.com)

Mommy made Biryani today? “Is kiss se achi toh Garam Masala picture hi thi”. No kidding!

5. Paan

Emma Roberts (Source | gify.com)
Emma Roberts (Source | gify.com)

Well, I’d rather make out with a toad instead! Vomit happening.

 6. Paneer

Britney Spears (Source | gify.com)
Britney Spears (Source | gify.com)

Your mouth stinks of paneer….No kiss for you. Deal with it!

7. Fish

Kim Kardashian (Source | gify.com)
Kim Kardashian (Source | gify.com)

So my friends gone through this and I must say – ain’t no amount of furtive breath mints gonna mask your stinky breath. Not tonight, and probably not till Tuesday.

8. Cigarettes

Ryan Gosling (Source | gify.com)
Ryan Gosling (Source | gify.com)

Here’s a surefire way to guarantee your date ends in a handshake instead of a kiss: Smoked way too many cigarettes tonight?

I get it, the first kiss can be a nightmare of anxiety but trust me, you want to make a good impression. So while you agonise over what to wear and rehearse intelligent things to say, I suggest you overdose on mint before you kiss.

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