So the other day, I read this article titled “13 Things An Indian Man Wants In His Wife” and I really don’t know if the author was being sarcastic or writing down his/her version of a manic pixie dream girl. If the article was humourous, it didn’t really come out as one in my opinion. But now I am inspired enough to list down the things I want in a guy… and don’t worry, most men are like that. See, if a guy wants a girl who has ‘the right weight at the right place‘ or a girl who can ‘cook like a chef‘ or a (this is the best one) ‘wife who is both Mallika and Tabu‘ then our men can definitely be like the points I’ve mentioned below right?
It’s no biggie to find a guy as intelligent as that. I think I know at least 5 guys in my neighbourhood who have an IQ of 170. Don’t you?
Doesn’t the name of that boy from college pop into your head? Ramesh or something? I’m sure he looks like that shirtless.
His dance is so easy, my granny can do it!
Because every guy is witty. Every guy. In the world.
Or maybe he can make them all together!
Does that sound creepy? Of course it doesn’t.
Yes, a guy as American as one can be and another as British as one can be. Opposite traits in one man! So common! Boring doctors will call such guys ‘bipolar‘ but we know these guys are perfect. I call this combination the Rolin Dorth. *drops mic, walks away*
Basically we all want a Batman who has the traits of Alfred. And we all know there are millions of dark, brooding and super-rich superheroes who make delicious risotto, just waiting to date us!
Because obviously when guys say things to their girlfriends they aren’t nagging. Na. One can only nag if one has a vagina. When boys are ‘pointing out your mistakes‘, they’re just talking, not nagging. Duh!
Because bade bade deshon mein aise perfect ladke ALWAYS milte hain!
People who get and explain Interstellar at one go are normal, regular people like us. Easy to find.
Seriously, getting a guy like this is a piece of cake! What say?