Bigg Boss 8 Cheat Sheet: 10 Things To Say While Watching Bigg Boss For The Very First Time!

Shreemi Verma , 11 Jan 2015
Karishma Tanna, Ali Quli Mirza, Pritam, Sonali Raut, Gautam Gulati
Karishma Tanna, Ali Quli Mirza, Pritam, Sonali Raut, Gautam Gulati

Hello everyone! It’s such a pleasant Sunday isn’t it? (Alright, that’s all I can do in the small-talk department because clearly I suck at it.) So hear me out… I’ve finally found a fail-safe topic to bring up when all else fails. Bigg Boss!

I’ll admit, I haven’t really watched the show, but I’ve figured out 10 things even non-watchers like myself can say that will tide you through any Bigg Boss conversations – like a Boss! Here you go, and yes, you’re welcome :)

Did you see Karishma Tanna’s chaddi ad?!

Karishma Tanna
Karishma Tanna

What ad? What is this? What are you talking about? I hear you say. Don’t worry, here’s an entire blog dedicated to that! It’s cute how all she wants to do is be with her loverrr because of his chaddis! This will get the room buzzing and people will admire you for the great knowledge you have regarding Bigg Boss contestants.

Bro, whatever you say, the first season was the best!

Rakhi Sawant
Rakhi Sawant

It introduced us to the first of the drama queens – Rakhi Sawant screaming Jejus at every opportunity, Aryan Vaid and Anupama Chopra getting all loved up (here are all 13 couples Bigg Boss gave the world in case you need more juice!) and Ravi Kissan sharing this line:

Zindagi jhand baa phir bhi ghamand baa

Fun fact, you can point out that this line isn’t actually Bhojpuri, it’s a bad combination of Hindi and Bhojpuri (trust me, I’m Bihari, so I know this shit).

Remember how Pooja Missra would get high on agarbattis?

Pooja Missra
Pooja Missra

The current contestants have got nothing on Pooja, I repeat nothing! After saying this powerful line, don’t be surprised if people start applauding you for bringing back the many uses of agarbattis into their lives. This is no child’s play.

Doesn’t Puneet Issar look like Grumpy Cat?

Puneet Issar-Grumpy Cat
Puneet Issar-Grumpy Cat

He does, doesn’t he? You can also talk about his short shorts and how he looked when he dressed up as Superman (in his younger days). Again, they’ll be surprised by the things you know!

Man, I’m glad Upen Patel is coming back, more man candy!

Upen Patel
Upen Patel

The war of the abs between Gautam Gulati and Upen Patel will be fun to watch, obviously, Here’s what Upen had to say about his Halla Bol re-entry!

I cant’ get over Dimpy and Rahul’s TRP-walli prem kahani.

Rahul Mahajan and Dimpy Mahajan
Rahul Mahajan and Dimpy Mahajan

Are they still in love? Do they hate each other? Why does Rahul call her a naagin? And why does she sing old Bollywood songs to him? WERE THEY ON A BREAK? WHO STOLE MY SANDWICH? MY SANDWICH! Oh sorry, don’t use the F.R.I.E.N.D.S line. Just stick to Bigg Boss. (But if you’re a fan ofF.R.I.E.N.D.S too, then read this blog for sure, so many things I never knew!)

Farah Khan’s hosting skills are cool, but she’s no Salman Khan.

Salman Khan, Farah Khan
Salman Khan, Farah Khan

Because ain’t no bhai like Sallu bhai.

People really love Gautam Gulati don’t they?

Gautam Gulati
Gautam Gulati

Who knew he’d cause some kind of an epidemic? Who knew? (Are you #TeamGautam? Leave me a comment!)

Sushant and Diandra should have their own ‘Fashion Police’ TV show, shouldn’t they?

Sushant Divgikar, Diandra Soares
Sushant Divgikar, Diandra Soares

They’d be bitchy, funny and overall amazing if given a show like that to be on, don’t you think? Also we had a little chat with Sushant Divgikar at the MissMalini HQ (our head stylist Marv was the interviewer, no less!) and needless to say, it was all kinds of awesome. More on that coming up soon!

Marv and Sushant
Source: Instagram @missmalini

I ‘heart’ Sambhavna Seth.

Sambhavna Seth
Sambhavna Seth

Just say this line and see the kind of reaction you get from people! (In case you’re wondering THIS is here. *LOL*)

There, I’m done with my cheat sheet. I know I’m going to be using this at family gathering tonight. I suggest you use it too, my adorkable friends!

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