Hello everyone! It’s such a pleasant Sunday isn’t it? (Alright, that’s all I can do in the small-talk department because clearly I suck at it.) So hear me out… I’ve finally found a fail-safe topic to bring up when all else fails. Bigg Boss!
I’ll admit, I haven’t really watched the show, but I’ve figured out 10 things even non-watchers like myself can say that will tide you through any Bigg Boss conversations – like a Boss! Here you go, and yes, you’re welcome :)
Did you see Karishma Tanna’s chaddi ad?!
What ad? What is this? What are you talking about? I hear you say. Don’t worry, here’s an entire blog dedicated to that! It’s cute how all she wants to do is be with her loverrr because of his chaddis! This will get the room buzzing and people will admire you for the great knowledge you have regarding Bigg Boss contestants.
Bro, whatever you say, the first season was the best!
It introduced us to the first of the drama queens – Rakhi Sawant screaming Jejus at every opportunity, Aryan Vaid and Anupama Chopra getting all loved up (here are all 13 couples Bigg Boss gave the world in case you need more juice!) and Ravi Kissan sharing this line:
Zindagi jhand baa phir bhi ghamand baa
Fun fact, you can point out that this line isn’t actually Bhojpuri, it’s a bad combination of Hindi and Bhojpuri (trust me, I’m Bihari, so I know this shit).
Remember how Pooja Missra would get high on agarbattis?
The current contestants have got nothing on Pooja, I repeat nothing! After saying this powerful line, don’t be surprised if people start applauding you for bringing back the many uses of agarbattis into their lives. This is no child’s play.
Doesn’t Puneet Issar look like Grumpy Cat?
Man, I’m glad Upen Patel is coming back, more man candy!
The war of the abs between Gautam Gulati and Upen Patel will be fun to watch, obviously, Here’s what Upen had to say about his Halla Bol re-entry!
I cant’ get over Dimpy and Rahul’s TRP-walli prem kahani.
Are they still in love? Do they hate each other? Why does Rahul call her a naagin? And why does she sing old Bollywood songs to him? WERE THEY ON A BREAK? WHO STOLE MY SANDWICH? MY SANDWICH! Oh sorry, don’t use the F.R.I.E.N.D.S line. Just stick to Bigg Boss. (But if you’re a fan ofF.R.I.E.N.D.S too, then read this blog for sure, so many things I never knew!)
Farah Khan’s hosting skills are cool, but she’s no Salman Khan.
Because ain’t no bhai like Sallu bhai.
People really love Gautam Gulati don’t they?
Who knew he’d cause some kind of an epidemic? Who knew? (Are you #TeamGautam? Leave me a comment!)
Sushant and Diandra should have their own ‘Fashion Police’ TV show, shouldn’t they?
They’d be bitchy, funny and overall amazing if given a show like that to be on, don’t you think? Also we had a little chat with Sushant Divgikar at the MissMalini HQ (our head stylist Marv was the interviewer, no less!) and needless to say, it was all kinds of awesome. More on that coming up soon!
I ‘heart’ Sambhavna Seth.
Just say this line and see the kind of reaction you get from people! (In case you’re wondering THIS is here. *LOL*)
There, I’m done with my cheat sheet. I know I’m going to be using this at family gathering tonight. I suggest you use it too, my adorkable friends!