If you’re active on Twitter, you must know there’s a popular handle called @GareebGuy and one called @AmeerGuy. I gotta say, following these two will make your day. Showing how India is definitely a land of two extremes, these two Twitter accounts put up snarky, biting and borderline offensive tweets on a regular basis, putting emphasis on the great divide in the country when it comes to the moolah! Check out some of their best tweets!
1) Gareeb Aadmi speaking the absolute truth
Free healthcare anyone? Is the Government listening?
2) Ameer Aadmi showing us the wonders of having a 27 floor home.
Which looks like a game of drunken Jenga TBH.
3) When Gareeb Aadmi spoke about his kidneys
Can’t look at rajmas the same way again.
4) And when Ameer Aadmi also spoke about the Gareeb Guy’s kidneys
This made me laugh but also made me sad, kid-ney emotions hain, I kid-you not. Sorry.
5) When Gareeb guy shared this traumatic story of proposing to his wife
Tera pyar pyar pyar, hukka bar.
6) And Ameer Aadmi gave us tips on how to have a successful marriage
Or marriages.
7) Gareeb aadmi told us his diet plan
This is heart-breakingly funny.
8) And Ameer Aadmi told us how exactly Heera Mandi got its name.
What this rich man was doing there is another question.
9) Gareeb Aadmi’s biwi might just be the ideal bahu
Only she doesn’t really know that she is one.
10) And of course, Ameer Aadmi has a job opening for all!
But if ‘cigarette holder‘ is not really your ideal job (I wonder why) and if you have blogging/photography/graphic designing or social media ninja skills then feel free to send your resumes to careers@missmalini.com! Trust me, it’ll be better than holding a rich guy’s cigarette.