
Salman Khan isn’t super active on Twitter, but if you happen to catch his tweets, you are bound to smile! You know that time when you read someone’s status and you can totally imagine them speaking out loud exactly like that too? Yup, that’s what happens when Sallu tweets.
Frankly, in layman language, his tweets might sometimes make you think – “WTH is he writing?” – but in Sallu’s language (which as fans, we completely understand) – makes total sense. So, here are 10 Salman Khan tweets that made sense to me, but also managed to crack me up because that’s just the way he is!
1) When he tries the not-so-successful rhyme scheme.
(Peoples? – He might just be the modern day Shakespeare, giving origin to new words!)
Hindustan k peoples mai hai bada dum VANDE MATARAM .
— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan) January 26, 2015
2) When he undervalues himself and overlooks the thousand responses!

3) And then also overlooks the fact that Twitter gives you the freedom to write 140 words ALL TOGETHER!

4) Again…

5) And then you imagine him speaking exactly the same way!
Now they can do wat ever they want to do pic.twitter.com/XUCu7SJzch — Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan) November 20, 2014
6) When general knowledge wasn’t so general anymore.
Ek general knowledge ka sawaal hai bandhu’s, K bigg boss season 8 ka launch kab aur kitne bajeh hai .
— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan) September 21, 2014
7) When I understood you don’t always have to understand the one you love *facepalm*
Actually I honesty wld wanna b depended on n upon jaise ke Love respect care share trust etc etc God bls n protest us Bus aur kuch nahi. — Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan) August 14, 2014
8) And then he poses a question that his 17th century counterpart had once asked – what’s in a name?

I thought the winner was going to get a Being Human T-shirt… but anyways!
9) Even his errors have to be out of the world!

10) When I discovered that Derek O’Brien is his alter ego!
Arre suno ! That niboo mirchi contest ka winner kaun hai ?
— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan) June 20, 2014
tweeted pic b4 this tweet, batao kiss ka pic tha , 1st 3 ko gift milega ma kasaam . — Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan) July 1, 2014
Mr. Khan, you’re the reason for our laughs because you always do whatever you want to do man!