Hindu Mahasabha, the cool people we’d love to hang-out with someday, have declared their intention to get people married off if they write ‘I Love You‘ on each other’s Facebook wall or even if they’re caught together on Valentine’s Day. Firstly, I think that’s impossible. I mean, have you seen the kind of money people need to get married these days? Secondly, we’re a country of over a billion people – if even half of us write love notes on social media, the Mahasabha will end this campaign just because of the huge number of weddings they’ll need to pull off. But assuming they go ahead and make mayhem, here’s a guide to the things you should do on February 14th!
Maybe that’ll be a start to legalizing something that should have never been illegal in the first place!
The Mahasabha will hunt them down and force them to marry you. I’m sure.
If your parents are against your match, the Mahasabha can be your partners in crime.
Save wedding costs that way.
Let’s see how the Mahasabha makes THAT happen!
Then put these guys in jail for encouraging beastality. Eww.
Basically do what you want. Pests like these should never be able to dictate their terms on anyone. Have a wonderful day!