As we all know, Shahid Kapoor is one of the best looking guys we have in Bollywood and honestly, his Instagram is one of the best things to happen to womankind. But, because I stalk him far more than anyone else (not including Rashmi from Team MissMalini), I have noticed something about Mr. Kapoor. Something big, something important. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Shahid Kapoor grins like he knows exactly what everyone is up to. Everyone.
1) Here he knows exactly how many minutes it takes for you to have a ‘good’ time.
2) Here he’s telling us how long Ranbir Kapoor and Varun Dhawan take to have a ‘good time’.
3) Here he knows how the butt of the Screen Awards bald man/woman looks like.
4) Here he knows how the butt of the Screen Awards bald man/woman FEELS like!
5) Here he’s judging you for not knowing how the butt of the Screen Awards look and feel like.
6) Here he just realized how bad the butt of the awards actually smells.
7) And here is a bonus picture because OMG he’s so hot and he should know how we’re feeling right this very second (not explicitly stating it because I don’t want to write another edition of Fifty Shades Of Grey).
This post was done in good humour and I know Shahid doesn’t really care about butts (or maybe he does) but I think he knows who the members of the Illuminati are and where a woman’s G-spot is. Judging by that grin. What do you think?