NSFW: 9 Sex Toys That Might Just Put You Off Sex Forever!

Team MissMalini , 16 Mar 2015
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We all know that the Internet can be an extremely shady place which is why, when our curious minds started looking for #shadythingsontheinternet – we found stuff… weird stuff, crazy stuff, even-Christian Grey-would-not-use-them-stuff. Find out what they are!

Warning: You might not want to be intimate with someone after checking out some of these wonderful sex toys.

1) Glass Dildo!

glass dildo
Source: Amazon.com (USA)

Seriously, glass? GLASS? DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT CAN BE?

2) Harry Potter’s Vibrating Broom!

Broomstick
Source: Amazon.com (USA)

Alright, alright, this is actually a children’s toy. A very controversial children’s toy which has been reportedly used more by adults than children. You know why. Also, childhood is ruined.

3) Lady Gag Gag!

Lady gag gag
Source: Amazon.com (USA)

She Loves It When You Poke Her Face!” *takes the oath of celibacy forever*

4) Old Saint Prick Santa!

Santa
Source: dangerkittytoys.com

We think THIS is responsible for such toys.

FRIENDS Chandler
Source: Pinterest.com

5) Mr Jack Mouth Masturbater

mr jack
Source: Amazon.com (USA)

Ewwwwww!

6) The Curve, Male Chastity Device.

the curve
Source: Amazon.com (USA)

The guy who wears this might have a problem, maybe. Just maybe.

7) Dragon Tongue.

dragon
Source: bad-dragon.com

Game Of Thrones and The Hobbit fans have something to look forward to. NOT.

8) Scorpion Vibrator!

scorpio
Source: lovehoney.co.uk/

What the what?!

9) Twilight Dildo.

Twilight
Source: Amazon.com (USA)

Oh hell, why not?

Which product made you take the oath of celibacy, tell us below!

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