Happy Saturday lovelies, I’m sure most of you got knackered the previous night (what to do, the week was like that only). I know I did, so I’ve decided to document the stages of dealing with a hangover, because why not? Feel free to express the emotions you go through when you’ve consumed too much of the good stuff as well!
1) The spinning head!
What is happening, my eyes aren’t opening, the world is spinning, am I dying?
2) The acceptance of this spinning head.
Alright, it’s because of last night.
3) Self- hatred.
I’m turning 25! Why do I behave like I’m 17? Why?
4) Remembering the things you did last night.
Erm.
5) Throwing up.
Let it go… let it gooooo!
6) Trying to walk.
I had this wall in my house I had no idea about?
7) Drinking water/coconut water/Frooti, whatever floats your boat.
Man, this feels good.
8) Trying to eat but that sick feeling pops up again.
You stare at that pizza and wonder, how your last night’s bestie (alcohol) could be horrible enough to make you feel sick even at the thought of eating a delicious pizza!
7) Sticking to water/coconut water/Frooti.
Liquid diet, forever!
8) Crying.
Why me?
9) Canceling all the plans for the day!
Work? What’s that? Friends? Who are they? Life? Do I have any?
10) Promising yourself and proclaiming to the world about your decision to quit alcohol forever.
Not touching that Satan’s nectar!
11) Feeling disappointed when no one believes a word you say.
Whatevz, I’ll show them! Never. Drinking Again.
12) Realising that the stomach has started growling again!
OMG! MY APPETITE IS BACK YAY!
13) Eating.
Disgustingly.
14) And proceeding to make plans for the next day…
… it’s the weekend after all guys!
Wondering what to drink or eat post hangover? Well, we’ve got you covered in that department as well.
10 Things You Should Definitely Eat/Drink While Nursing A Massive Hangover!