Everyone and their moms know how difficult it is to get a rickshaw guy to say a yes to you! As I suffered rejection multiple times again this morning, I decided to list down 10 things one can definitely do while hailing a rickshaw. Trust me, this will definitely work!
Rickshaw wala or Rumpelstiltskin? You never know!
WE’RE BLOOD BROTHERS FROM NOW!
Cry cry till you succeed.
And stop when your REAL destination arrives, like Kandivali or Bhandup.
From It Happened One Night to SATC 2, the best trick to get a rick is to throw a brick. Or just flash some leg! (sorry I got carried away with the brick part).
He might think you’ve met with an accident and he might take you to Andheri (East)… might.
Bees rupaiya extra doongi, pakka!
Something on the lines of – nice rickshaw decor! Or nice moustache!
You know it’s illegal to say no to me, don’t you?
If he has a conscience he’ll take you to the nearest ambulance. ‘If’ being the operative word.
What do you think? He HAS to say a yes after this doesn’t he?