Salman Khan
Salman Khan

For some reason, Salman Khan is super late to Court – he was supposed to reach the Sessions Court a while ago to surrender, in order to get bail for the duration of court’s vacation! The actor allegedly left Galaxy Apartments in Bandra at 1.25pm, but at 5.15pm, there are no signs of him. I get that South Bombay is far, but surely it can’t be THAT far… I mean, people can reach Lonavala in so much time right? So here’s why I think the actor is late:

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2) He went to eat at one of those quaint restos and cafes in town.

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3) He somehow reached Juhu Circle and never got out of there

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Don’t ask how he reached Juhu Circle, just remember the fact that once you get stuck there, you only get out after promising your firstborn to Satan.

4) He stopped to record another song.

Salman Khan
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5) Fans stopped him

Salman Khan & Family Leaving For Court
Salman Khan & Family Leaving For Court

6) He found a girl he wanted to launch in his next movie

Katrina Kaif
Katrina Kaif

7) Sohail was forcing him to listen to the script of Jai Ho 2

Jai Ho
Jai Ho

8) Harish Salve tempted him with some single malt scotch

Scotch
Scotch

9) He likes to live on the edge.

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10) He decided a Game Of Thrones marathon was in order

Game of Thrones (Courtesy: HBO Defined)
Game of Thrones (Courtesy: HBO Defined)

Please note this blog is written in good humour – we know he’s waiting for the document to be procured by the High Court!