Believe it or not, I almost forgot to watch episode 6 of Game of Thrones the other night. I’ve been so meh about the episodes so far, it almost slipped my mind…almost. Like always, it started out with a big buildup, and here’s where you need to stop reading incase you haven’t see it. There were cock merchants (WHAT!), Lady Olenna‘s return and her wordy war with Queen Mother Cersei and of course that little part where the Queen of the Seven Kingdoms went to jail – come on Tommen, man up already! The clothes however – here’s what we thought.
Flowers – check; wavy hair – check; bright pinks and oranges – check. If this outfit doesn’t say Coachella, I don’t know what does.
While this wedding took place, I wondered if it was going to be as brutal as some of the other ones on the show. Just as I was about to heave a sigh of relief, Sansa Stark was forced to “become a woman”. As for her bridal outfit, lets just say, I can’t wait till she wears black again – she’s lethal.
It was a sad day in Westeros. Queen Margaery Tyrell got taken in to custody and this only means one thing – no more cheeky cut outs in unexpected places and plunging necklines. I guess it’s going to be jail overalls now – if that’s what they wear in the Seven Kingdoms.
And doesn’t he feel it in that well-strapped-in headgear? I must say it does suit him – sexy Arabic vibes all around!
After Yara Greyjoy, this is the first time I’ve seen boob armour on the girls – as far as I can remember. And to be honest, Yara’s was much more impressive than this. I can’t wait to see what Ellaria Sand fights in!
I can’t wait for Ramsay Bolton to die – #JustSaying
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