Remember Puneet Issar? Our human equivalent to Grumpy Cat? Of course you do, the man was a star in Bigg Boss 8 and before that, the scary Duryodhan and before that, a fixture in many Bollywood movies. The actor is on Twitter and his handle is – @LionPuneetIssar (because he didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose him). Going through his Twitter feed, I realised that his tweets sound a lot like a grandparent or a grand uncle talking about stuff. You know, the old and loud ones, who get really patriotic after three pegs of whiskey and start singing badly after six. Check out some of this tweets (and his Instagram posts), and you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about.
1) Here he talks like an uncle who is rather angry at the lack of Indian values we kids have.
DESH KA SAMVIDHAN ??? GEETA ParHaathRakhkarKasam KhilaiJaatiHai SACCH BOLNE KE LIYE,lekin GEETA PADHAI NAHI JATI SACCH KO JANNE KE LIYE..!
— Puneet Issar (@LionPuneetIssar) March 22, 2015
2) This heavy duty tweet.
Muarrikh Yun Jagah Deta Nahin TAARIKH-E-AALAM MAIN … Badi Qurbaaniyon K Baad PAIDA NAAM HOTA HAI .!! pic.twitter.com/5X7QFjrbgI — Puneet Issar (@LionPuneetIssar) March 21, 2015
Whoever explains this tweet to me gets 10 points and a lot of love.
3) He still calls himself Punnz.
Punnz the Fearless, eldest of the hundred, from the ‘into disrobing women publically‘ House Kaurav.
4) When he put up grammatically incorrect tweets, but we know that he means well.
Show RESPECT even to those who don’t Deserve it, Not as a Reflection of their CHARACTER,But as a REFLECTION OF YOURS pic.twitter.com/PcmyyaRhWq — Puneet Issar (@LionPuneetIssar) March 20, 2015
It’s cool, my mum asks me to ‘cum’ home too. Yea.
5) And gave us life lessons.
Eat Food as Your MEDICINES … Or else You will have to Eat MEDICINES as your FOOD …!!!! pic.twitter.com/FwYQxWH8e0
— Puneet Issar (@LionPuneetIssar) March 19, 2015
If I had a rupee for the number of times I’ve heard something like this or something similar, let’s just say that the Ambanis would be inviting to Antilla everyday.
6) And advice.
ZINDAGI ME … ITNI SHIDDAT SE NIBHAO APNA KIRDAAR … KE PARDA GIRNE KE BAAD BHI TALIYAAN BAJTI RAHEIN …!!! @PuneetIssarFC — Puneet Issar (@LionPuneetIssar) March 12, 2015
I LOVE THAT HIS TWEETS ARE IN CAPS LOCK. ALL THE DAMN TIME!
7) This awkward hug/kiss/embrace.
— Puneet Issar (@LionPuneetIssar) February 6, 2015
#Bromance
8) His adorable Lion King references.
“MUFASA” WANTS HIS “SIMBA” TO WIN BIGG BOSS 8 PUNNZ @LionPuneetIssar — Puneet Issar (@LionPuneetIssar) January 27, 2015
Hakuna Matata bros.
9) When he was referring to himself in third person.
Puneet eliminates Pritam from the captaincy task…!!!
— Puneet Issar (@LionPuneetIssar) November 28, 2014
Tia Ahuja hona koi aisi waisi baat nahi.
10) And reminded us what a cool dude he was!
Bollywood Actor Puneet Issar ,who also played Duryodhan in B.R.Chopra Mahabharat ,Entering in Big Boss Season8…!! pic.twitter.com/eOQFc6gdNN — Puneet Issar (@LionPuneetIssar) September 21, 2014
Just like our grandparents do. All.The.Time.
Give it up for this cool bro.
What a star!