This morning I met with two startling pieces of fashion information. One, that steamy October 2015 Vogue cover, and two, a newly uploaded Balmain booty on Instagram i.e Kendall Jenner! Paris Fashion Week might have just started, but Kendall already shut it down with this enviable picture.

Yup, that’s Kendal Jenner’s derrière, ladies. Definitely NSFW and definitely not the usual Kendall we’d spot around town with see through pants and nipple rings. However shocking this picture was, a good 15 seconds later I stopped and wondered how incredible her assets actually were.

After you manage to get over her bootylicious behind, here’s the view from the front.

The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star attended a star-studded party with model and bestie Gigi Hadid in an all-black Balmain outfit that included a laced up halter (hello, nipple ring) and sheer chiffon pants (hello, bare booty).

Still don’t believe she stepped out like this? Yeah well, that makes two of us.

What were you thinking Kenny?