5 Hilarious Pick Up Lines That Are So Bad They're Good!

Priyam Saha , 12 Feb 2016
Ryan Gosling Hey Girl Meme
Ryan Gosling Hey Girl Meme

Personally, I would love for pick-up lines to be a ‘thing’. I feel like we’re losing out on a generation of funny stories because we are condemning pick-up lines so much. I know I know… I would never even look at a guy who tries one on me either. But I don’t know, I feel like there’s some novelty to the concept that deserves to be explored.

Here are 5 pick-up lines that are so bad they’re good!

1. Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Because Jamaican me crazy!

Crazy Kiya Re!
Crazy Kiya Re!

I mean, come on!

2. Hey girl. if you were a fruit, you’d be a finnneeee-apple!

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Okay then!

3. Hey girl, are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you!

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Don’t lie… you’re smiling a little.

4. Hey girl, do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte!

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Take my heart, already!

5. Hey girl, are you a cake? Because I wanna piece of that!

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Okay. Maybe not this one.

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