Priyanka Chopra was recently asked about her thoughts on a Bollywood adaptation of the Hollywood blockbuster, Titanic. When asked who in India would be perfect to play Jack and Rose, the characters immortalized by Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet, PC very graciously named her Bajirao Mastani co-stars Ranveer Singh and Deepika Padukone. According to Priyanka, Ranveer and Deepika would be perfect as the doomed lovers. That’s really sweet, but why can’t anyone just cast Deepika and Ranveer in happy, lighthearted rom-com? Why are they always cast in such depressing love stories? Why do they always have do die? Deepika, please don’t let Ranveer freeze in the ocean! JACK COULD HAVE FIT ON THAT WOODEN PLANK!