Dating in the modern world is hard enough. And if you happen to be on a date with someone who doesn’t get your Bollywood references, the whole exercise seems particularly pointless. You know exactly what I’m talking about, right? I mean, how can you picture a future with someone who doesn’t say “eggg-jactly!” when you happen to say ”sorry”. You just don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.

If only you had a Bollywood dialogue for each date you’ve been on, right? Well, now you do!