45 Thoughts That Went Through My Head While Watching Game Of Thrones S 6 Episode 5

Shreemi Verma , 23 May 2016

Last week’s episode was totally kickass wasn’t it? We got Sansa and Jon reuniting, Tyrion being the smartest man ever and of course, Daenerys showing the world why ‘Unburnt’ is one of the many titles she has obtained. Too bad I didn’t blog about it, I was in Goa, I was happy. And then this episode, ‘The Door‘ came out, and because of the false sense of security the previous episode gave me, I thought this show might actually have primarily good things happen to the Starks. Now that I’ve seen the episode, I realized I’m still a ‘sweet summer child‘ in this cruel world of Westeros and that I need therapy.

*SPOILERS AHEAD*

1) Sansa is slaying this season.
2) She called Littlefinger an idiot. I love this. Love.
3) Sansa talking about her rape is making me curse the makers for putting it in the show. Just slap this mofo girl, just hit him. (The mofo here is Littlefinger, the GIF below is a reminder of how amazing Sansa’s slaps are)

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4) Sansa and Daenerys need to meet and kill all the fuckboys of Westeros. This needs to happen.
5) Fuck you, Petyr Baelish.

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6) Hello Daredevil Arya. You’d be a better choice to play the role than Ben Affleck any day.
7) A street play in Braavos? They’re still enacting the events from season 1? These people are so 2000 late.
8) Oh god! I don’t want to see Arya watch her dad’s death again, even if it’s fake.
9) :'(

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10) This is a horrible way to remind Arya of what is happening to her sister.
11) At least her story is moving ahead and Sansa is a baller.
12) Whaaaa? Are the children of the forest responsible for making White Walkers?

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13) Omg. Wow.
14) Theon is finally doing the right thing.
15) Yara and Theon 2016.
16) So this Euron Greyjoy is going to seduce Daenerys? I’d like to see him try.

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17) Hahah! He didn’t rise harder or stronger. Just like Theron’s penis. Sorry, I’m a horrible person. 
18) Just make Yara your queen you idiots.
19) I like how Yara and Theon double crossed this Euron man, stupid Joshua Jackson lookalike. 
20) Khaleeeeeesi
21) Jorah and Danny forever <3
22) Omg! He told her ‘I love you’ <3 <3

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23) Laut aao Jorah!
24) Is ‘hotness’ the criteria for appointing Red Priestesses?
25) You think the Lord of Light would go all Poo and be like the criteria to be a Red Woman is “good looks good looks and good looks” to the line of aspiring ladies?

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26) Lord Varys has to be my BFF. Such sass, much wow.
27) This red woman is creepier than good old Mel haan.
28) Bran is being such teenager right now.
29) A teenager stuck with zombies. Typical.
30) Bran! Get the fuck out of that place!
31) Oh shit. You stupid boy.
32) What? No more flashbacks? I need to know what happened in the Tower of Joy! I have to know who Jon’s parents are!
33) Brienne is too nice sometimes.
34) So Brienne doesn’t like Tormund eh? Ah well, you can run, you can hide…

35) ‘Torrienne’ has to be their couple name, sounds like my sun sign too!
36) Shit.
37) SHIT!
38) Oh no! Bran what have you done?!
39) DID THEY JUST KILL ANOTHER DIREWOLF? FUCK THIS SHIT! FUCK THIS SHOW.
40) Bye.
41) OMG. ‘Hold the door’ became Hodor!
42) Oh no oh no oh no.
43) THEY KILLED HODOR! 

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44) WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? HE’S THE ONE PURE AND GOOD PERSON YOU HAVE ON THIS STUPID SERIES! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

45) Fuck this show.

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