The 6th season of Game Of Thrones is nearly coming to an end and the last three episodes have promised to be EPIC! So let’s not waste a lot of time and let’s dive straight into what went down in the land of the crazies!
1) This episode is called ‘No One’, basically we’ll finally know what’s up with Arya, after last episode’s stabby stab stab.
2) There’s a theory that the Waif is also Arya, like a part of her brain. You know, Fight Club stuff.
3) I’m sorry, I totally forgot about the rules of the Fight Club. Shit shit shit.
4) Anyway more pressing matters ahead.
5) Lady crane has taken Arya’s acting advice, I see.
6) Smart of Arya to go her for help.
7) Umm, so Lady Crane is good at medicine because she gets jealous and stabs her boyfriends? Fun.
8) Milk of the poppy in the Game Of Thrones universe is basically Haldi Doodh of India. Whatever happens, someone will give you this.
9) So much fun, watching people teach how to kiss, shoving fingers in pants. Looks like school again.
10) Omg! The Hound! At least give some warning.
11) “You’re shit at dying you know that” I love this man.
12) Hi Tyrion! I missed you.
13) Where is Varys going? What is this? I need Tyrion to have Varys around!
14) Glad Cersei is drinking wine again.
15) Lancel the loser.
16) I CHOSE VIOLENCE
17) Hahaha their faces!
18) I can’t believe there would be a day I’d want the Mountain to kick ass or Cersei to win. But that’s what this show does to us.
19) Brienne and Jaime reunion! She looks at Jaime the way I look at the screen whenever Jaime appears. With so much love (lust) in our eyes.
20) Haha Bronn! Just having some fun slapping Podrick around.
21) “You think they fucking?” Bronn is always asking the right questions.
22) Yep, Brienne would fuck Jaime. They’d make happy little fighter babies who’d rule the world someday.
23) I love this little reunion. Really missing Tyrion.
24) Awwww! This scene is giving me so many feels.
25) Look at her giving him advice. They work so well together! Jaime leave Cersei please.
26) Brienne is the only one who’ll take Jaime’s word seriously.
27) Please make out you two.
28) So Sansa won’t get help from the Tully’s. It’ll be Littlefinger will come to save the day in the next episode.
29) Chop ho gaya Cersei ka.
30) No Cleagenbowl? No hype? I see a Reddit meltdown.
31) She’s going burn King’s Landing.
32) Such an emotional rendition of Rains of Castamere.
33) This creepy Qybrun is definitely talking about the wildfire we saw in Bran’s visions.
34) Missandei’s wardrobe is sexbomb.
35) Hahaah Tyrion will do anything to make people drink. We should be best friends.
36) ‘The imp’s delight’ needs to be happen, for the good of this world.
37) Missandei giggling after having some wine is such a cute sight.
38) This is a brilliant scene. Of course, something bad will happen.
39) The peace pact Tyrion so nicely brokered, has now failed.
40) Jaime is manipulating his opponents? Has he learnt something from his brother?
41) “Your square jaw, your golden armour” don’t know if Edmure is hating on him or hitting on him.
42) Every admirable woman for Jaime is basically like Cersei. He also made a reference to burning cities down. Things will not end well at the capital of Westeros.
43) “The things I do for love”
44) So Jaime has learned something from his father and his brother!
45) The Lannisters are good at sending their regards.
46) Why you no go with Brienne, Blackfish?
47) Another rousing rendition of the Lannister song.
48) Who knew we’d root for Jaime and Brienne as a couple?!
49) Mereen is fucked again.
50) Khalessi is back and she looks pissed.
51) The brotherhood without banners are back too, they seem a little pissed as well.
52) “Tougher girls than you have tried to kill me” – subtle references to Brienne and Arya.
53) I missed the Hound so much.
54) Did i just see a hint of his penis though? Okay, I don’t like him THAT much.
55) Maybe he will just join the brotherhood, maybe they’ll find Gendry.
56) Arya looks so peaceful. Poor girl.
57) Was that the Waif?
58) Oh no oh no oh no.
59) That other name is you, you bitch.
60) Run Arya Run!
61) What a stunning soundtrack this episode has had!
62) Bhaag DK Bose would work here too.
64) Dude this episode better end with the death of this Waif.
65) Is Arya leading her on with the blood trail?
66) Because she knows how to fight in the dark?
67) This is where she kept needle!
68) Fucking yes!
69) This is by far the most glorious and the creepiest scene I’ve seen today.
70) “A girl is Arya Stark of Winterfell and I’m going home.” *Drops mic*