I’ve received a lot of new information just now. I’m going to try and share it with you as clearly as I possibly can, so stay with me, okay? Okay.
In today’s amazing news: ‘VIJAY A WASTE OFSPERM’ is trending on Twitter. I was as confused as I was amused about this trend. So I used my investigative skills and my friend Venky‘s Tamil prowess to decode this amazingness.
Here’s what I found:
Vijay and Ajith are two Tamil superstars.
Think of them as Shah Rukh Khan and Salman Khan from back in the day.
I mean, it’s cute they’re BFFs now…
but remember their rivalry?
Anyway, it’s Vijay’s birthday soon. So what have Ajith’s fans managed to do?
THEY’VE GOT ‘VIJAY A WASTE OFSPERM’ TO TREND!
In case you thought this was all there is to it, please refill your bowl of popcorn and sit back. From the looks of it, Vijay’s fans are hitting back and how!
THEY’RE TRYING TO GET ‘AJITH HOARYTRUNK OF CINEMA’ TO TREND!
And well, it’s trending on #13 as I write this, so…
Oh, and did I mention that ‘hoary’ means ‘overused and unoriginal’ and that the trunk is part of the trend to mock Ajith’s recent weight gain?
I find myself saying this at least once every day – I love the internet!