1) Don’t do it anywhere near where kids can see you, or you could be literally and figuratively fucked.
2) Begin with a surprise to him, start to masturbate while he is driving. Let him pick his spot and finish the job.
3) Skirt, no panties, dress, something like that. Dressing room at a store, parking garage, walk in a park. Just surreptitiously take his hand and put it on your bare pussy, words aren’t necessary. Don’t let him finish, keep it going all day long here and there a bit, by the time you get home you two should have something to do.
4) One of my favourite ways to do it is to use a remote control vibrator while me and my partner are in a restaurant or a class, then we go to the car, find a secluded place and do it. It is super hot.
5) Hand-job in a cinema with something on his laps to hide is a good start. Very easy and safe and than you can branch out to something more crazy.
6) I had sex with a girl on a dance club floor while others danced around us. We didn’t even get caught.
7) Behind my local Irish pub, there’s this sort of enclosed alley type of thing. It’s the perfect place to spark a joint/piss when the bathroom is full (in the drain, I’m not a monster.)
One night I was out with some friends and my girlfriend at the time, and I asked her to follow me back there for a “surprise.” Pulled down her pants, bent her against the wall and went to town. The lack of condom and fact that she was on her period made it all the more ‘dirty.’ I’ve never done anything like that before and we both agreed that it was absolutely amazing.
8) I LOVE outdoor sex. My most recent favorite was on a picnic bench in a lovely little park my SO and I came across when driving to the beach. Surrounded by green and feeling the breeze on your bare skin is incomparably wonderful. We’ve also fucked in several fitting rooms. One of us will go in to ‘look at the clothes’ and then there will be no clothes at all. One time, right in the middle of things, a saleswoman knocked on the door and ask if everything was okay. That was probably the closest we’ve ever come to being caught.
9) I once gave my boyfriend a blow job while we waited for the doctor to come in his office. The door was closed while we waited and I just kind of went for it… He finished a couple minutes before the doctor came in :x Another time was when I accidentally dropped more m than planned, we couldn’t watch the movie and snuck off to the bathroom. Almost got caught cause some people came in to clean… They left for a minute and we scooted out of there quick. Went to a back exit into an area I don’t even think we were supposed to be in. Fucked on the floor, couldn’t get back into the theater cause the door locked so we traveled on a freight elevator trying to figure out where the fuck to go. Ended up in a mall. Both could have gone so much worse than it did. But were pretty fucking awesome since I didn’t get caught.
10) I guess technically the swingers club is the best public sex I’ve had but I don’t even really consider that public sex because there’s no risk involved.
11) Oh goodness public sex is my favorite. Most fun was probably broad daylight on the trails along the rim of the grand canyon, we were only 20 meters or so from the road with passing cars and tour buses and large tour groups of European vacationers all around us – easily within ear shot. We weren’t dangling from the edge, but were just 2-3 feet away.
12) My S/O and I had sex by a creek on a rock ledge. It was on private property, so there wasn’t really any risk of getting caught. She had just recently started birth control, so we didn’t need a condom. We put towels down and did it in doggy style, and we felt like animals. I distinctly remember her moans echoing off of the rocks and through the forest. It was very nice!
13) When I was young I had sex in the church library while I was supposed to be chaperoning a lock in (with another chaperone). It was in the room where all the bags and shit were stashed and I had to hide behind a bunch of sleeping bags when a couple of the kids walked in. I don’t remember the story the guy gave for being ‘alone’ in the church library. I would also jack this same guy off under a blanket when watching movies in groups.
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