Today, we asked a question of national importance on Twitter:
Whose break-up affected you the most?
— MissMalini (@MissMalini) September 28, 2016
We, of course, needed to know whether people were more affected by the Brangelina break-up or our own version of it, Rankat. But Twitter’s funny peeps decided to take it upon themselves to provide answers beyond that:
The USSR. I feel like it changed Hollywood villainy forever https://t.co/CvD5L5TkBo
— Rohan (@mojorojo) September 28, 2016
Modi and his promises https://t.co/ZgBaf2tUPd
— Chikoo (@TweetErrant) September 28, 2016
The salary break-up https://t.co/2liTyZYoeY
— Sagar (@sagarcasm) September 28, 2016
@MissMalini
Kajol’s unibrow— Parallel Universe (@Cosmos_Redshift) September 28, 2016
Uranium 236. https://t.co/4lvvLpzcGD
— PT (@peeteeonyou) September 28, 2016
The Spice Girls. https://t.co/KfVvDbVSRN
— Ishita Yadav (@IshitaYadav) September 28, 2016
Harambe and Cincinnati Zoo :'( https://t.co/o7PrG6lXiJ
— Dharmesh Gandhi (@dharmeshG) September 28, 2016
My roommate’s. I have to be the agony aunt https://t.co/io46D4bZrH
— Shama (@Smhing_) September 28, 2016
https://twitter.com/Trollacharya/status/781088124554383360
Jatin-Lalit. https://t.co/Pxe1a5AlrG
— Swagata Dam (@SwagataDam) September 28, 2016
N*SYNC. Joey Fatone had to do My Big Fat Greek Wedding to pay his bills! https://t.co/IXReRR8AAT
— Ranjan Mukerjee (@GrumpyBombayite) September 28, 2016
The Tax break-up. Every fucking time! :'( https://t.co/e3cjTR9kWW
— Muskaan 🙂 (@KameeniChhori) September 28, 2016
My wife’s.. Bcoz post break up with her ex, she married me.? https://t.co/sSJvxv9LgS
— Dev_D (@life_dropout) September 28, 2016
Ryan Gosling and mine. https://t.co/xq9en1OiV0
— Shreemi Verma (@shreemiverma) September 28, 2016
Hero – Honda https://t.co/Ztp269eRzg
— Jim Moriarty (@IdiOt_B) September 28, 2016
Voldemort and his Horcruxes. https://t.co/PDuvfVZgRG
— Nerd Shala (@TheNerdShala) September 28, 2016
Some people had serious responses, though…
Ranbir Katrina … It still hurts like hell https://t.co/Zu3vWaaubD
— #JaggaJasoosRankat (@RanKatism) September 28, 2016
@MissMalini thank God Katrina kicked that flop star ranbir Now she can find someone deserve her
— KATRINA KAIF FAN ? (@kat_kaifsemo) September 28, 2016
@kat_kaifsemo @MissMalini seriously she deserve a better person
— SRK AND PK FAN (@SHAHRUKHDEVOTEE) September 28, 2016
Feeling awesome after both the breakups https://t.co/8NYYyrJ1Qe
— Govt creates BM (@knackofflying) September 28, 2016
no one but m happy for angelina becoz now she will get big alimony https://t.co/j3vpnSAtrv
— swateja (@Bhatkti_atma) September 28, 2016
Salman – Shera ,
hate Iulia forever https://t.co/qKgptC9b6M— SRK’s WARRIOR (@SRKswarrior1) September 28, 2016