Bollywood blind items are really the best. This new one posted by Mumbai Mirror is about an actor’s obsession with his crotch because why the hell not? Here’s what has happened – one actor, who stars in an upcoming film on athletes, was apparently very impressed with his competitor who wore tiny shorts in his movie (which was also based on athletes). Seeing him, this actor realized that he wasn’t looking as ‘large’ as found ideal, so now he has ordered the makers of his sports film to shoot more pictures of him in shorts, this time with his crotch enlarged. Fun times!