Ranveer Singh, Ranbir Kapoor, Karan Johar on Koffee With Karan 5
Ranveer Singh, Ranbir Kapoor, Karan Johar on Koffee With Karan 5

The much anticipated Koffee With Karan episode with Ranbir Kapoor and Ranveer Singh is out and it’s as amazing as we thought it would be. Here are the top 10 moments –

1) When they stole Karan’s shoes

Ranbir and Ranveer decided to raid Karan Johar‘s wardrobe and steal his shoes. They then threatened to throw those shoes at him if he asked too much about their personal lives. So much violence.

2) When they addressed the ‘elephant’ in the room

Ranbir Kapoor, Ranveer Singh, Deepika Padukone
Ranbir Kapoor, Ranveer Singh, Deepika Padukone

Ranveer stayed pretty quiet when he was asked about his relationship with Deepika Padukone, but it was her famous ex-boyfriend Ranbir who made it clear that they broke up around 7-8 years ago and they’ve both moved on, so it’s high time Koffee With Karan does the same. He then appreciated how good Ranveer and Deepika are as a couple and hopes they’ll make awesome babies together. Awwww!

3) When they candidly spoke about their relationship status

Ranbir said that he is single, but he hates it. The star (who has an image of being a commitment phobic casanova) surprised us all by saying that being single is lonely and sad and the concept of ‘space’ is stupid. If you want space, go to NASA. Ranveer then claimed that he is the best boyfriend in the world and when he’s in a relationship, he’s in it to win it.

4) When they spoke about their sex lives

Ranveer said that sex is a thousand times better when you’re in love. Karan then said that Ranbir has been celibate for a while which was unbelievable to both Ranveer and me! Ranbir then concurred with Ranveer’s statement and said that casual sex is very close to masturbation, you have no connect with your partner and it basically sucks.

5) When Ranbir went on a rant against porn

Ranbir is a firm believer that porn messes up your sex life, it’s dark, it’s twisted and not healthy. To which Ranveer quipped that he’s watching the wrong kind of porn. After this rant when Ranveer asked Ranbir when was the last time he watched porn, Ranbir laughed and said ‘yesterday’.

6) When Arjun Kapoor selected Ranbir as the better kisser

Ranbir Kapoor. Arjun Kapoor and Ranveer Singh
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Ranveer lost because he’s ‘harsher’ (Arjun’s words) and that his beard was ‘rough’.

7) When Ranveer called his penis his ‘red chilly’

In the Shah Rukh Khan and Alia Bhatt episode, Shah Rukh had asked if Ranveer’s underwear in Befikre was padded, because if not, then he’s a fan. Ranveer cheekily said that due to the cold temperature in Paris and with the presence of air conditioning on-set, he had to use some stuffing. Else they’d have to get VFX done for his ‘red chilly’ (which is the name of SRK’s production house). This answer won him the hamper.

8) When Ranveer said he’d totally marry Deepika

Because she’s marriage material‘. He chose to kill Anushka because she’s mean to him for no reason and he’d hook up with Katrina (after which he mouthed sorry to Ranbir). Ranbir on the other hand would have married Anushka but he couldn’t because she’s happy in her life. So sweet!

9) When Ranbir danced like Katrina in Chikni Chameli

Katrina Kaif Chikni Chameli
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It was spot on!

10) And finally, when they wholeheartedly praised each other’s work

You could see that they genuinely admire each other as actors and had once even planned to do a movie together called Project X. Ranveer asked Karan to bankroll it and Karan didn’t seem to mind this idea. If this does happen, we’re sure it will be one of the most anticipated films ever!

What did you think of this episode? Tell us in the comments below.

You can watch the episode on Hotstar premium and at 9pm on Star World.