So, it’s Monday and it’s a bank holiday. Why? BECAUSE IT’S RAJINIKANTH‘S BIRTHDAY! (Sorry, had to). The legend turns 66 today and in celebration, we decided to compile a list of some of the best Rajinikanth jokes. Here goes:

1. Rajinikanth does not need a watch, he decides what time it is

2. It’s a lie if any country other than India says that they have weapons of mass destruction, because Rajinikanth lives here

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3. Einstein said you can’t move at the speed of light, obviously he was never kicked by Rajinikanth

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4. Rajinikanth is so fast that he always comes yesterday

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5. Once Rajnikanth entered bigg boss…The next day announcement was made… Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aaye

6. When Rajinikanth calls 100, it is to ask if everything is OK !

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7. Only Rajinikanth knows why this kolaveri kolaveri Di

8. Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking – “Solve any 100 questions” He solved all 150 and wrote, ” Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!”

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9. When Rajinikanth gets depressed, the world faces great depression

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10. Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajinikanth only recognizes the element of surprise

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LOL! Happy Birthday, Thalaivar.