Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux announced their separation today and once again, our faith in love has been destroyed. The couple gave a joint statement in the morning, saying that while they came to this decision ‘lovingly’.

In an effort to reduce any further speculation, we have decided to announce our separation. This decision was mutual and lovingly made at the end of last year. We are two best friends who have decided to part ways as a couple, but look forward to continuing our cherished friendship. Normally we would do this privately, but given that the gossip industry cannot resist an opportunity to speculate and invent, we wanted to convey the truth directly. Whatever else is printed about us that is not directly from us, is someone else’s fictional narrative. Above all, we are determined to maintain the deep respect and love that we have for one another.

After the Internet melting incident of Jennifer and Brad Pitt‘s divorce in 2005, people can’t handle that Jen is going through another break-up. Everyone is heartbroken, but there are some good jokes too –

But, but, many took this opportunity to remind everyone that Brad and Angeline Jolie have also separated. Two and two were added together, theories were made, ships were sailed –

There are people who are not fans of this drama though –

In conclusion, everyone just wants Jennifer Aniston to be happy. Which I’m sure she will be, with a man or without one, it really doesn’t matter.