Who doesn’t love going out with their fam over the weekend for a drink? But it’s never just one drink, is it? Well, that’s okay. We tend to go a bit overboard when it comes to a late night party. But we’re not the only ones at the nightclub. And once all the party-ragers come together, it’s bound to get chaotic. This is the scenario every weekend. We’ve listed things you are most likely to experience at a party over the weekend apart from the extremely loud music.
It’s not a party till someone spills a drink on you. That feeling of a sticky red wine stain on your white dress is what a nightclub experience is all about.
That woman who crushes your toe with her sky-high heels is the most annoying part. Painful, if you will. You’re screaming every cuss word you know, at this point. Oh, the humanity!
You’re dying to pee. But you’ve gotta hold it in ‘coz some woman who’s wearing a jumpsuit has forgotten how she wore it. Why God, why?
Everyone is dying for the liquor. After a long week, all you want is that drink. But the bartender seems to ignore you with all that crowd around the bar. Ugh!
The club is filled with the Smokey Smokersons of the city. There’s smoke everywhere. You don’t really need to smoke. You’re passively smoking anyway!
Drunk people have the most interesting conversations. You’ll almost always wake up the next morning with the number of a random person you spoke to the previous night on your phone. And now you barely even remember what you two bonded over in the washroom.
Vomit everywhere! Literally. The sink of the washroom, the dance floor and also your shoes. Bleh!
You’ll also bump into people you don’t really like. And then you have to fake smile and throw in a few air kisses. Small talk is such a buzz-kill, amirite?
Alcohol, men, and bouncers are the perfect ingredients for a bar fight. There will always be this one person who will refuse to leave the bar and is a pure menace for everyone around.
You didn’t order 50 Jägerbombs! How did this happen? You’ve mostly paid for that friend who got another 4 friends along and now you can’t ask each and every person to split the bill. So you have to sell your kidneys the next morning and pay it off.
This is what you will surely experience at almost every party over the weekend. Of course, this also has its own charm. And while we diss it out, we don’t stop attending these nightclubs because we honestly love the entertainment.
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