We’ve all had someone say something nasty to us at some point or the other. Usually, we just let it slide because, at that particular moment, it’s hard to come up with something that’s appropriate. A little while later, we have a brilliant comeback but it’s too late and the moment has passed. So, to prepare you to have your mic drop moment, we’ve got you some killer comebacks for the most common situations.

1. When someone is being mean to you for no reason.

Mic Drop Comeback: You have your entire life to be a jerk! Why not take today off?

2. When someone keeps giving you unnecessary advice.

Mic Drop Comeback: Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah, me neither.

3. When someone won’t stop talking s**t.

Mic Drop Comeback: I’m trying my absolute hardest to see things from your perspective, but I just can’t get my head that far up my a*s.

4. When you’re dealing with someone dumb.

Mic Drop Comeback: Sometimes it’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than open it and remove all doubt.

5. When you meet someone who’s really stupid.

Mic Drop Comeback: Everyone’s entitled to act stupid once in awhile, but you really abuse the privilege.

6. When you cross paths with someone who’s way too ignorant.

Mic Drop Comeback: No wonder you’re so happy! Ignorance truly is bliss, right?

7. When you meet someone who thinks they know everything.

Mic Drop Comeback: Someday you’ll go far – and I really hope you stay there.

8. When you deal with someone who’s a showoff.

Mic Drop Comeback: I’d tell you how I really feel, but I wasn’t born with enough of middle fingers to express myself in this case.

9. When you can’t believe how self-obsessed the person in front of you is.

Mic Drop Comeback: Do yourself a favour and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Bad idea in your case.

10. When you’ve had enough of everything.

Mic Drop Comeback: If you’re waiting for me to care, I really hope you brought something to eat because it’s going to be a really long time.

Got a good comeback? Let us know in the comments below.

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