Music is food for the soul, of that there is no doubt! Some songs have the power to captivate you and move you with their lyrics. However, there are also those songs that make you wonder WTF you just heard? Here are a few songs that have some of the weirdest lyrics ever you’ll hear.
1. I Am The Walrus By The Beatles
I am the egg man, they are the egg men, I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob
Umm… what? Do yourself a favour, listen to the whole song! You’ll be on the floor laughing because it actually makes no sense at all. Better yet, check out the lyrics for the song and you’ll get why this song makes the list.
2. Give Me Everything By Pitbull
Me not working hard? Yea, right, picture that with a Kodak. Or better yet, go to Times Square, take a picture of me with a Kodak
Oh well, we’ve come to expect great things from Pitbull over the years. By that we mean, it makes no sense what so ever and we’re pretty sure that Kodak peeked in the ’90s.
3. Call Me Maybe By Carly Rae Jepsen
Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad.
So, just out of curiosity, how do you miss someone you’ve never met before? Perhaps it was a dream? Or you’re probably stalking the person. Either way, you should probably stop.
4. Boom Boom Pow By Black Eyed Peas
Beats so big I’m stepping on leprechauns.
Seriously though, whatever did the leprechauns do to deserve being stepped on? We know we’re dissecting the lyrics a bit much here but TBH, it literally makes no sense at all.
5. Why Can’t This Be Love By Van Halen
Only time will tell if we stand the test of time.
Well, we guess only time will tell if it’s time to finally understand this. Still nothing? Guess it’s not the time yet then!
6. So Yesterday By Hilary Duff
If the light is off, then it isn’t on.
Well, hello there Cpt. obvious. Sometimes, you’ve just got to wonder if singers just throw in lyrics to fill up the blank spaces. If they were really thinking this through, they’d come up with better lyrics.
7. Champagne Supernova By Oasis
Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball.
Talk about a contradiction. Honestly, we’re just confused. Like, which one is it?
8. Human By The Killers
Are we human, or are we dancer?
To be fair, we really love this song. Still, it’s hard not to point out the obvious. Apart from the grammatical error, the question remains, aren’t all dancers human? Or did we miss something along the way?
9. Summer Girls By L.F.O.
New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits, Chinese food makes me sick.
These lyrics are so deep, it could literally give you feels! You know, the kind that makes your head giddy and stomach rumble. Pretty sure this ended their streak of hits.
10. Cake By Rihanna
I’mma make you my b***h, cake, cake, cake, cake. Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake. Cake, cake, cake.
I mean, we all love cake! But, if someone is going to keep saying it so many times, we’d probably end up hating it. Seriously, if this song took longer than two minutes to write, we’re calling bulls**t.
What is the funniest song you’ve heard? Let us know in the comments below.
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