As the weekend comes to an end, we brace ourselves for the most dreaded day, Monday. If the task of waking up isn’t bad enough, you have to go about and spend the entire day doing adult things. While it’s impossible to change the order of the days, we can lighten up the day with some funny quotes about life, that you can totally relate to.
I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I’m still looking for ideas.
TBH, how many of us actually have a clear idea of what it is we’re doing. It’s never too late to reinvent yourself!
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
At some point or the other, we’ve all sprung out of bed yelling ‘oh s**t’. Either it’s because you’re late or because you just remembered, you had something really important to do. Beds are pretty unfair that way.
I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarious in my head, that I’m stressing about for absolutely no reason.
We’re all guilty of building up things and creating hypothetical situations that are never actually going to happen. We then start stressing out about this. Humans are indeed silly.
If you can’t convice them, confuse them.
Harry S Truman made a very valid point. The art of confusion is one that shouldn’t be underestimated.
You never realise how boring your life is, until someone asks you what you like doing for fun.
No one ever said being an adult was going to be so hard. They need to start teaching this stuff in school, TBH.
So it turns out that being an adult is mostly googling how to do stuff.
Honestly, if Google didn’t exist, we’d all be screwed.
When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door… that’s how they work.
It isn’t rocket science. So stop making it seem like it’s the most complicated thing in the world.
Dear life, when I said “can my day get any worse”, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
If Monday was a quote, this would be it. They always say you should be careful what you wish for and that stands true, especially on a Monday.
Some days I amaze myself and other days I put my keys in the fridge.
A moment of brightness followed by an almost never-ending eclipse. That’s adulthood.
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They clearly forgot to mention morons.
The one thing you want to avoid at all costs on a Monday, the morons. Sadly, it’s almost impossible to do that simply because of the large quantity of them running around.
What’s the funniest quote you’ve heard? Let us know in the comments below.
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