10 Things People Say That Are Annoying AF

Atmaj Vyas , 14 May 2018

Every day, we come across people who say stupid s**t that just pisses us off. It’s as if they have a case of the ‘foot in the mouth’. Sometimes it comes from a place of humour and sometimes, just plain ignorance. The things they say are not only annoying, they actually make you shake your head in disbelief. Here are some of the most annoying things that people really need to stop saying.

1. Don’t be so upset, it could be worse.

Oh really? I’m sorry, I didn’t realise you were the downer police! Seriously, people who say this are begging for things to get worse.

2. You know, you should really start smiling some more.

Well, I would smile but that would require you to get your annoying face away from me. Can’t help it, I signed a contract to have a permanent resting b**ch face and I can’t get out of it.

3. How does it matter? It’s not like it affects you.

You might be unaffected by things around you but I think the world has enough people who turn a blind eye to things. Ignorance can’t be bliss for everyone.

4. You need to calm down.

Pretty sure that hasn’t ever worked. Asking someone calm down is like adding fuel to a fire that is already out of control. Don’t do it…

5. Why are you so quiet? You should speak more!

Well, you’re talking enough for the both of us. I couldn’t possibly be rude enough to take away the limelight from you. #Considerate

6. Uhh, whatever!

Saying whatever to someone is one of the most dismissive things to do. It’s literally the easiest way to escalate a situation. It’s a taboo word and you really shouldn’t be using it.

7. You look like you’re tired.

Sure, it might be coming from a place of concern but it’s actually pretty pissing off. People usually don’t need to be reminded that they’re not well-rested. It’s probably because they’re stressed or something is bothering them so don’t instigate it further.

8. Don’t be shy!

Well, I’m actually not shy! I’m just trying my best to avoid a pointless conversation with you. Also, even if someone is shy, you don’t have to rub it in their face. They will open up eventually if they want to.

9. I would have done it differently if I were you.

Well, you aren’t me… so what’s your point? If I was asked to do something, I’ll do it to the best of my ability, not the best of your ability.

10. Your choice of music sucks.

Well, it’s my choice and I can live with it. What’s burning your boat? Don’t like it? Stop listening to it. It’s pretty simple.

What is the most annoying thing that you’re sick and tired of hearing? Let us know in the comments below.

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