Yes, it’s Monday! It’s probably the most dreaded day of the week. From being hungover and having early morning meetings, the start of the week is something most adults just don’t want to deal with. Yet, sadly enough, we can’t escape it. So how do you get through Monday? Well, you add in some humour and voila, bye-bye blues! Here are some oddly relateable-yet-funny quotes about Monday, to help you get through it.

1. The Horror

Shortest horror story: Monday

Legit, it’s the oldest kind of evil that exists in this world. Also, it could be a best seller since it’s based on a true story! Can’t wait for the movie to come out.

2. The Gift

If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where I can return Monday.

Honestly, Monday is like the gift that keeps on giving when it really, really shouldn’t. Maybe we should consider renaming Monday to something more suited to the hatred associated with it. Like, Dreaday?

3. Options

Monday should be optional.

Yes, please! If Monday were actually made optional, we’re pretty sure a whole bunch of people would prefer to just potate instead of dealing with the atrocity that is Monday.

4. Every Monday Ever

This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.

This quote is literally giving us life. We’re pretty waking up every Monday feels like this. It’s like you just can’t wait for it to end, even though it hasn’t started yet.

5. Perspective

Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.

We think it’s more than evident by now that Monday doesn’t like anyone. When you think about it from this perspective though, it makes a lot more sense.

6. Jaws

On Sunday nights, if you listen closely, you can hear Monday taunting you with the Jaws theme.

So that’s what that sound is! We were all really curious, but now it makes so much more sense. Monday is literally like the gigantic shark from Jaws who slowly creeps up on you and then absolutely f**ks you up.

7. Be Positive

Happy Monday. Wait, better yet, happy four days until Friday.

It’s always annoying when people ask you to be positive on a Monday. So next time, just count the days down. It isn’t going to make Monday suck any lesser, but at least you have something to look forward to, no?

8. God’s Plan

God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.

Seems accurate AF. There has to be a higher power at work here considering Monday is literally the day all you start regretting every single thing and also, question your existence.

9. Monday Maths

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems and divide the happiness.

Is it a coincidence that the two things everyone hates start with the letter M? We think not! Can’t handle maths and literally can’t handle Mondays.

10. New Rules

There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.

There literally needs to be a rule in all companies that if you manage to Monday two weeks in a row, you get the third and fourth one off! Is there some way to do that?

What is your favourite Monday quote? Also, what gets you through the day? Let us know in the comments below.

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