Everyone has that one family member who jokes around with the waiters when the fam heads out for a meal, acts goofy with children and basically tells the family some really not-so-funny one-liners. Even though they aren’t all that funny, everyone has a pretty great time considering someone is always trying to make them laugh. It’s never a dull moment when they’re around. More often than not, this person is a dad, isn’t that right? Which is why obvious punny jokes that aren’t really funny are now referred to as “Dad Jokes”. Today, we’ve listed down internet’s goofiest dad jokes that are so awful yet funny, that you’re gonna hate yourself for laughing at them. Here they are:

1. Hey, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.

2. What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho Cheese.

3. What do you call someone who doesn’t have a body and a nose? Nobody knows.

4. If you’ve seen a robbery go down at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?

5. Why did the invisible man turn down a job? Because he couldn’t see himself doing it.

6. What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

7. Can February March? No, But April May!

8. Why shouldn’t you kiss anyone on January 1st? Because it’s only the first date.

9. What kind of tea should you drink with the Queen? Royal Tea.

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