Kylie. NOOOooooooooooo!
Oh Kylie, why didjya do it? I caught sight of this ridiculous song from the movie “Blue” on TV a few days ago and now I cringe every time I see it. Granted it might have grown on some of you (like fungus) but did you really really want to see Kylie jiggy-wiggy in a Bollywood movie quite like this?! With that stupid dance move to go with it? Somehow I also feel this whole gangsta arm-candy vibe and words like “jiggy” and “witchu” just work better out West. When Will Smith got jiggy with it, it worked, when the Pussycat Dolls promised to stick witchu I didn’t mind, hell even Janet Jackson’s gonna rock witchu tour was fine by me but this whole thing, and especially Lara Dutta doing it, makes my stomach turn! You?
In fact when I first heard Kylie was coming I was hoping for some serious loco-motion *sigh* but no such luck. Oh and turns out its Chiggy Wiggy not Jiggy Wiggy; just as bad, maybe even worse when Akshay Kumar mouths the to words to Chiggy Viggy desi style with a capital V, Blech.
Kylie Minogue and Akshay Kumar
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September 15th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
OMG!!! I just wanted to crawl into a hole and die when I saw this for the first time! C.R.I.N.G.E and lara dutta OH lord! and i was watchin the making of this on some random hindi channel here (in the UK) and they were describing how farah choreographed this (which u can so tell btw) and that she recommended *rolls eyes* manish (of the ramp rpyalty variety) design the dress… and he came on and was explingin how he desgined it keeping the western body in mind but how kylie wanted the tassles added so it would ‘shimmie’ when she chiggy-wiggied! BLECH! pass me a bucket!
September 15th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Hahaha thank God I’m not along Preethi! Yuck right?! Makes me feel embarrassed on behalf on Bollwood! P.S. Don’t miss AK riding the chandelier!
September 15th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
OH DEAR! Kylie didn’t need to stoop so low – major CRINGE factor! I’m embarressed on behalf of Australia.
September 15th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Look on the bright side though – at least Khiladi Kumar does not break into a desi “rap”. Thank God for small mercies.
September 15th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Now you’ve done it Murari, that’s what they’ll do next!
September 15th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Hahaha Karin if they try to play it at the wedding you better go ape-shit.
September 16th, 2009 at 1:50 am
The only thing worse than this video is the other video from the same film, with Lara Dutta and Sanjay Dutt running around together on the beach. It creeps me out so bad. She looks 18 and he looks like he could be her grandfather. I’ll take this jiggy-wiggy nonsense over the creepy beach video any day. :P
September 16th, 2009 at 11:11 am
Hahaha I would have to agree with you there Melanie, better Jiggy Wiggy than sugar daddy :)
September 17th, 2009 at 12:36 am
Hello Miss,
I just pinged here so that I can let u know that people have different thoughts and ideas apart from u.. :P I just like the song. You should have better born on Australia than in India :P
September 17th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
OMG, my thoughts exactly!! All of them. When I first heard the title “Chiggy Wiggy” I almost teared up… almost. Then, I went on to hear the chorus and the tears began to roll. I mean… “chiggy wiggy” could there have been a worse combo of (made up) words? Igh, I feel so uncomfortable that I’m going to have to stop this comment. Very relieved to see I’m not alone. Youtube showed otherwise…
September 17th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Fair enough Truemon :) if you like it, you do. :)
September 17th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
Nida, right? RIGHT?! Hahaha you described brilliantly how I felt too :) I love that you hd to stop commenting cos it was so disturbing, that’s hilarious!
P.S. Sorry to do this to you, but the bit where she starts doing “the move” and kinds clomps around in a circle with her shoulders squared. WHAT WAS THAT?!
September 18th, 2009 at 11:28 am
ghastly song..damn bollywood is going from bad to worse… sad :(
September 21st, 2009 at 8:30 pm
You are right. Madness. Who’s saying Anushka is crazy… ???
October 13th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
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November 18th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
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March 2nd, 2010 at 8:16 pm
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September 16th, 2010 at 4:25 pm
I admire Kylie Minogue for putting up her favorite bra for sale on auction then, to raise money for Breast Cancer Care. She has a very good heart. She deserves a true happiness in life.
October 20th, 2010 at 8:28 pm
eBay?
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