Hacking is wrong, so so wrong and sadly I’m not Lisbeth Salander (how much ever I’d like to be) so obviously I condemn hacking Facebook accounts of our lovely Bollywood actresses but oh-my-god I’d LOVE to access them; just to see how they are in their private lives (read: their inbox). So my point is I don’t want to hack into their accounts, I just want to be their best friend so that they trust me enough to leave their Facebook account open in front of my eyes which is difficult because even my best friends don’t trust me enough. But because working at MissMalini has made me such a positive beam of sunshine and rainbows, I’ll list down the actresses whose Facebook account I (and most of you guys) would love to access and pray that it’ll happen soon!
1) Deepika Padukone
Who wouldn’t want to know what Deepika Padukone shares? You think she’d have embarrassing drunk pictures uploaded by her friends which she wants to untag herself from? Or maybe she has emo notes written in like 2006 or something which she reads now and cringes? More than anything else, do you wonder if she and Ranveer Singh inbox each other *wink wink*? If they do, I’d love to know how they talk to each other in private. Maybe they have adorable pet names for each other, maybe I should write a Mills & Boon novel soon…maybe.
2) Katrina Kaif
Everyone and their grandma know that Katrina Kaif and Ranbir Kapoor are together so obviously I’d like to see her inbox as well, you know just to see how charming Ranbir Kapoor really is. But more importantly I want to know how Katrina Kaif really is, all we know is that she’s notoriously private about her personal life (and by that I don’t mean just her relationship) which is a good thing actually but because I like to stalk I just want to know how she is when she isn’t the centre of attention.
3) Priyanka Chopra
Priyanka Chopra has come a long long way, from a beauty queen to a Bollywood superstar and now an International singing sensation! I just want to see if her friend’s tag her in ‘inspirational Tumblr‘ pictures or if she’s the kind who shares these things herself. I also want to know her equation with other Bollywood superstars. Maybe she and Deepika shared some hot gossip after their Koffee With Karan episode? Maybe she shares a love-hate relationship with certain peers, maybe I should write a gossip column along with my Mills & Boon novel…maybe.
4) Kareena Kapoor Khan
Why hello! Everyone and their grandma (I love this phrase) know that Kareena Kapoor Khan is the Gossip Girl of Bollywood! Why wouldn’t anyone want to access her account? Why?
5) Alia Bhatt
Alia Bhatt totally seems to be the one who’d be okay with her ‘ugly‘ pictures being uploaded on Facebook, actually she seems to be the type who would be putting up her not so perfect pictures herself. She’s cool!
Special mention: Parineeti Chopra
Parineeti Chopra is totally my bro! Actually she doesn’t know I exist, but if she did we’d be besties! So it’s totally cool to imagine I’d get to access her Facebook account. Call me delusional but when I do write my gossip columns and Mills & Boon best-sellers then you’ll see.
Now tell me whose Facebook account would you like to log into?