Clearly we’re not the only ones who cannot deal with Chris Martin just randomly turning up at a Delhi bar and randomly singing Fix You and Paradise. I mean what are the odds right? He could have just turned up at Alfredos (Lokhandwala, Bombay) where I was drinking, or he could have just you know, informed us about his trip to Delhi and I could have flown there. Anyway, coming back to the point – MANY people had various reactions to this gig so we picked out the best ones just for you!
1) This girl perfectly described life with the help of All India Bakchod.
Some days you’re my aib knockout, some days you’re my “brb introducing Chris Martin for a set & watch him perform first time in india” Cri
— Crapo (@Creepowoman) July 2, 2015
2) Because even Chris Martin is secretly a Bhai fan!
Chris Martin is just here to watch Bajrangi Bhaijaan first day first show. YOU BET. — Sand-d Singh (@Sand_In_Deed) July 2, 2015
3) And a guy perfectly described Delhi in 140 characters.
Half of Delhi: Dammit missed Chris Martin yaar. Other half: BC Chris Martin kaun hai yaar.?
— RushdieExplainsIndia (@RushdieExplains) July 2, 2015
4) Abhijit Majumder owned the Internet for at least a few minutes.
Chris Martin walks into a Delhi bar. And raises it — Abhijit Majumder (@abhijitmajumder) July 1, 2015
5) And Nigel Britto made us giggle.
That awkward moment in Delhi when Chris Martin is going home and there’s a power failure and there are no lights to guide him home.
— Nigel Britto (@NigelBritto) July 1, 2015
6) We finally found out who the members of the Indian Iluminati were.
In India if you’re a part of the Illuminati then you get to attend a secret gig by Coldplay’s Chris Martin. — Rahul Lalchandani (@LALUMMLAL) July 1, 2015
I knew Sheila Ki Jawani had a lot of hidden Illuminati references.
7) And the memories of Seinfeld getting canceled were brought back.
Chris Martin’s gig in Delhi was unplanned because it would have been cancelled if it had been previously scheduled.
— Aman Shah (@aman812) July 2, 2015
8) Really, life being described with All India Bakchod references is the new ‘when life gives you lemons’.
Everyone needs to calm down and accept that their lives are not as amazing as @mojorojo’s and @thetanmay’s. — Pasham Alwani. (@PashamAlwani) July 2, 2015
9) When Baba Sehgal was enough for us Bombay-ites (Not).
Hope Chris Martin doesn’t come to Bombay. We have Baba Sehgal here already.
— lindsay pereira (@lindsaypereira) July 2, 2015
10) And AIB did this.
11) Mika Singh had a surprisingly hilarious reaction!
12) And the Bobby Deol parody account won this round.
Nobody said it was easy, no one ever said it would be this hard :'(