We all know how hot Ryan Reynolds is, I mean girrrrrl look at that body! But he’s also one of the funniest men in this world. No, I’m not exagerrating, this man is every red-blooded person’s dream come true (depending upon your gender and sexual orientation. Obviously). Check out 12 of his funniest tweets and you’ll surely agree with me. Also, Blake Lively, I never thought I’d be more jealous of you, but you have managed to do that… again!
Firstly, check out his Twitter bio.
1) When he opened up about his ‘craft’
whats the best part of being an actor?? @VancityReynolds
— nourrrrrrrrrr (@Nour_ElHage14) July 14, 2015
Most say, “honing their craft”. But for me, it’s imposing my gigantically terrible opinions on children and seniors. https://t.co/ZqvLkPLN2J — Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 14, 2015
2) And about his love life
@VancityReynolds thoughts ? pic.twitter.com/OhWoiAI9s9
— ✧･ﾟkarlee quinn･ﾟ✧ (@bisexualtommy) July 9, 2015
I think I dated her in high school. https://t.co/32aM7eO7rA — Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 13, 2015
3) When he regretted not taking Channing Tatum’s t-shirt advice seriously,
It wasn’t until I got home, I realized my keys, wallet and kidney was missing. #Gambit. #deadpool pic.twitter.com/gFsYHBGcX5
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 12, 2015
4) And spoke about his ‘non-obsession’ with Zayn Malik.
Paint one mural of Zayn on the hood of your car using gold leaf and real hair, and suddenly you’re “obsessed”. — Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 9, 2015
5) When he showed a little too much love for his wife’s career defining show
I wonder if @VancityReynolds has watched Gossip Girl?
— Phillip Stahlmann (@ItsPStahlmann) July 1, 2015
I’m performing season 3 as a one woman show tonight at Lincoln Center. Call my secretary Gayle for tickets. https://t.co/dR5E92hNPc — Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 3, 2015
6) Don’t worry Ryan, your lingo is ‘on fleek’!
I used the expression “no chill” at dinner last night and my brother demanded to know if I was a virgin.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 30, 2015
7) Look at him, politely declining this lady’s offer.
@VancityReynolds want some fuck? — Deon (@deonmai46) June 27, 2015
I’m okay right now, thanks. https://t.co/viUAKcHZdW
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 27, 2015
FYI, he’s married to Blake Lively, she looks like this.
8) When he won father of the year.
On Fathers Day, my daughter smiled at me. It was all the gift I needed as I packed a bag and left for 6 years to write a book on parenting. — Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 21, 2015
9) And gave us this beautiful mental image.
‘Member when I performed Britney’s “I’m A Slave 4 U”? But instead of wearing a giant yellow snake, I wore @NathanFillion? He has the video.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 6, 2015
10) When he won the Internet.
i wonder how much the intern that runs @VancityReynolds twitter is making — laura (@lanugi) June 23, 2015
He keeps me locked in his basement with an athletic, sexually-demanding Koala. So… Not enough. https://t.co/JV04mIrJOF
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 24, 2015
11) AND MADE A ‘MILKSHAKE’ REFERENCE! OMG OMG OMG!
I’m in the yard. I’d like a milkshake. I’ve done my part. — Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 14, 2015
12) But last and not the least, when he explained the difference between him and Ryan Gosling, only in the way he could.
i honestly dont know the difference between ryan gosling and ryan reynolds
— gabrielle (@stonedziti) June 25, 2015
Different hair colors. Ryan Gosling has light BLOND hair. And Ryan Reynolds is a cunt. https://t.co/L7BZnh1cGD — Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 25, 2015
Never change Reynolds, never change.