Who doesn’t adore Alia Bhatt? She’s the perfect combination of cute, simple and sexy. Of course, she has a million crazy fans, and while some of us are just happy being those distant fans, who appreciate her and her work from afar, there are some who wish to get REALLY close to her.
Meet B.P. Chaubey, an ardent Alia Bhatt parody account on Twitter, that will stop at nothing to grab his beloved’s attention.
First of all, his Twitter bio goes something like this:
He can make the most FLAWLESS edits…
बस ये ना कहना की तुम मेरी नही हो , बाकि हर बात तुम्हारी मंजुर है मुझको pic.twitter.com/FSF17DclYT
— BP Chaube (@bpchaube) August 9, 2015
He is quite protective of her as well…
Dear @aliaa08 Why less clothes? Only me can see you like this..no else 🙁 What my mother say? pic.twitter.com/u0JmM7Bo0g — BP Chaube (@bpchaube) August 12, 2015
Very!
Pic1: Incorrect Pic2: Correct pic.twitter.com/pU6jMfKW2i
— BP Chaube (@bpchaube) September 23, 2015
He will not let anything bog him down!
One day @aliaa08 will talk, then i am laugh badly on you all ———in fanship no ameer and gareeb! — BP Chaube (@bpchaube) August 13, 2015
He’s deep.
Good morning @aliaa08 you love of my life..in the space of god my wish go deep
— BP Chaube (@bpchaube) August 14, 2015
Very deep!
तुम कहां समझ पाओगे हमे… हम वो समंदर है…… जिसमे गहराई बहुत है @aliaa08 pic.twitter.com/aSIl3nh6fc — BP Chaube (@bpchaube) August 18, 2015
He is trying to be as liberal as he can…
Dear @aliaa08 if you don’t want to become Aliaa Chaube..no problem.. you can be bhatt..please talk to when soon as possible
— BP Chaube (@bpchaube) August 15, 2015
He has what we could call Bollywood movie syndrome! (Because NO doesn’t mean NO.)
ना वो ईन्कार करती है, ना वो ईकरार करती है… हमें फिर भी यकीन है, वो हम ही से प्यार करती है…! @aliaa08 — BP Chaube (@bpchaube) August 16, 2015
Like we said, his edits are flawless…
same to same photo like @aliaa08 little correxon also..hehe pic.twitter.com/yWbd4XSSVr
— BP Chaube (@bpchaube) August 16, 2015
He wishes to impress her with his Kabaddi skills…
Mam @aliaa08 i am good playwr of Kabaddi…….In my village me and rinku alone win second village team…please come here also — BP Chaube (@bpchaube) August 23, 2015
BTW, they also party together!
Me with @aliaa08 in party tonight wohoo…rock and rol baby pic.twitter.com/YCAnc0ipj8
— BP Chaube (@bpchaube) September 15, 2015
However, like an ideal lover, he totally understands her…
One month on twitter and @aliaa08 not talk to me..but busy also…I will wet..she is rich but very jameeni..one day talk to me — BP Chaube (@bpchaube) September 16, 2015
Mr. Chaube, whoever you are, we hope your dreams come true someday!