Happy New Year (Source: happynewyear2016-imageshd.com)
Happy New Year (Source: happynewyear2016-imageshd.com)

It’s that time of the year: the time where you’ll be inundated with hundreds of forward messages wishing you a Happy New Year. However, while most of them are worth ignoring, there is one message that will make every Bollywood fan smile! Trade analyst Joginder Tuteja – who regularly gives us box office updates – makes it a habit of sending Bollywood-ified messages to celebrate most occasions, and the new year was no different. Here’s what we got as messages this morning!

All you Rocky Handsome and Neerja out there, it is time to get into some Great Grand Masti with Sultan, Mirzya and Akira, who are making sure to Airlift everyone into the intoxicated land of Udta Punjab. Be your own Fan, go Loveshhuda, enjoy a One Night Stand and say out loud – Kya Kool Hain Hum, as the Mastizaade in you has to make the dance floor Housefull this Happy New Year! 🙂

As you can see, he’s included most of the major films to release in 2016. Hahaha!

FYI, this was his Diwali message 😛

Baadshaho, this is the time to get Prem and Azhar together, bring on Great Grand Masti with Mastizaade and indulge in cracker-filled Tamasha. After all, Sultan, Bajirao and Mastani are gearing up too for an Airlift to meet their Fan who is Loveshhuda this festive season 🙂 So play safe, don’t get Ghayal, let their be no Hate Story ever and become Raees Dilwale this Diwali 🙂

Happy New Year, everybody! Go forth and celebrate 🙂